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I would love to call HLN covering a parody CL ad the moment when CNN hit rock bottom, but they have done so, so, SO much worse… and it still beats coverage of celebri-babies.

Meanwhile, Fall Boyfriends? Genius. 

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Tinderfella = WINNER

Tinderfella = WINNER

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…or, the failed Steven King romance novel concept. 

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On the one hand, super glad you love your mother (probably?). 
On the other hand, should she be part of your dating profile photo repertoire?
[scratches head, wonders if the “cuddling to tv or a movie” has been part of their relationship more recently than might make sense…]

On the one hand, super glad you love your mother (probably?). 

On the other hand, should she be part of your dating profile photo repertoire?

[scratches head, wonders if the “cuddling to tv or a movie” has been part of their relationship more recently than might make sense…]

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Ronnie’s body posture here tells us a lot about this would-be date.

Ronnie’s body posture here tells us a lot about this would-be date.

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Setting my course for adventure, my mind on a new romance. 

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Oh, Troy… you know I can’t turn you down. 

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Calling Ichabod Crane… I think we have a lead on your horseman…

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sticking with Conan, because bad ideas are better for jokes than dates.

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When life = cocktail hour in pajamas and a bathrobe, I also say YES, Hugh Hefner.

YOLO.