I would love to call HLN covering a parody CL ad the moment when CNN hit rock bottom, but they have done so, so, SO much worse… and it still beats coverage of celebri-babies.
Meanwhile, Fall Boyfriends? Genius.
Tinderfella = WINNER
…or, the failed Steven King romance novel concept.
This is the Clown Dating site you have heard about, or have stumbled across. It’s all the fun of the fair. Roll Up, Roll Up - and find a clown to date.
On the one hand, super glad you love your mother (probably?).
On the other hand, should she be part of your dating profile photo repertoire?
[scratches head, wonders if the “cuddling to tv or a movie” has been part of their relationship more recently than might make sense…]
Ronnie’s body posture here tells us a lot about this would-be date.
Setting my course for adventure, my mind on a new romance.
Oh, Troy… you know I can’t turn you down.
Calling Ichabod Crane… I think we have a lead on your horseman…
sticking with Conan, because bad ideas are better for jokes than dates.
When life = cocktail hour in pajamas and a bathrobe, I also say YES, Hugh Hefner.
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."